Occasionally I do mention someone other than myself; I know, it’s rare but it happens. So here’s a brief list of the people you might hear about.

The Cactus
Also known as Michele, this is my wife.

Wayne
I used to work for Wayne; he’s a criminal defense attorney. I was his “assistant”. This means I was (not) very important, and made everything go smoothly. Yeah, that’s it.

Carole
Mother to the Cactus, this is my mother-in-law. Unfortunately, she died in September of 2006.