It finally happened. Someone I know finally got sick from EGGS. Ever since I moved to the United States, both friends and family have teased me and mocked me for not wanting to have anything to do with raw eggs. I don’t want any salmonella. No sir.

Poor Buddy had some egg nog containing some raw, unpasteurized eggs. Buddy is now sicker than that donkey show you hear about in Tijuana. I’m sorry someone I know is sick, but at the same time… I am getting sheer evil delight.

I TOLD YOU SO!!!