She's so pretty when she's smiling.. Good thing I'm so funny that she's always smiling.

Here's the Cactus (my wife Michele) in her new glasses. So much for red-eye reduction, eh?

What's she grinning at? We may never know.. But she's so damn cute.

Here's the Cactus on New Year's Eve (2002, although I think "it" had already happened, so it woulda been 2003 by the t

This is Lil' Cactus. I wish I could say I drew it, but no. All I did was steal it off the web.

Yak yak yak

Michele getting intimate with a dolphin. That dolphin and I had some words, let me tell you..

Michele at Medieval Times. If she sees I posted this, I may be a dead man.

At the gift shop in Niagra Falls, Michele encounters a giant moose. Luckily, it turns out to have been friendly. (Late summer 2